PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And